iootonashis:

This is definitely my two favorite tweets about the snowstorm in japan

frillious:

pleatedjeans:

via

this gives me faith in humanity

frillious:

pleatedjeans:

via

this gives me faith in humanity

okaysizedbangtheory:

i always wanted to find you waldo
but not like this
not like this

okaysizedbangtheory:

i always wanted to find you waldo

but not like this

not like this

some-girl-who-draws:

king-hans-of-arendelle:

My dash did a thing.

I think this is one of the best

boredoffline:

judgeable:

meladoodle:

U R NOW EX

NO LUV U NO MO


U SUK

boredoffline:

judgeable:

meladoodle:

U R NOW EX

NO LUV U NO MO

U SUK

tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up

tyleroakley:

gaytable:

is dan subtly trying to tell several thousand people that he had a dream in which he fucked a horse

the next time I talk to dan i’m bringing this up

justtouchedawkwardly:

it’s just the little things like this that restore my faith in humanity

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

rileymcgold:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

hobbitofthemotherfuckinshire:

I’m going to get married on a Wednesday so I can be like ‘I got Wed on a Wed’

That’s fucking rad

Thanks man

Did you just compliment yourself?

This is a private conversation could you please give us some privacy

gvnkin:

botanize:

one more sandwich story when i was six my mum made me ham sandwiches and my friend had skin that was the same colour as ham and i’d feel bad eating it because it felt like i was eating her and i’d always leave over my sandwiches and my mum asked why and i was too embarassed to tell her the real reason so i told her i was vegetarian like my dad and to make that lie consistent ive been vegetarian for the past  almost 13 years 

Jesus Christ

mewbutts:

internetexplorers:

when i die i want to be buried wearing a pair of sunglasses so that a few decades down the line i will also be a cool skeleton

26,473 notes. 26,473 people identified with this statement. if even half that many people actually did this, can you imagine how confused future archaeologists would be

caitluffs:

applethefruit:

crrocs:

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

horussebooks:

mr-egbutt:

lurkerpi:

please stop adding ‘there are two kinds of people’ and ‘that escalated quickly’ to text posts

there are two kinds of rapid escalation

well that peopled twicely